Tarrier Hunter
I SEEK THEM HERE - I SEEK THEM THERE - I SEEK THE TARRIERS EVERYWHERE !
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Many Tarriers choose to HIDE in plain sight. This underhand trickery is typical of the Tarrier. It is the Tarrier way. But their days are numbered as I hunt THEM down. Armed with a religious ZEAL and some excellent free online courses, I have honed my skills. The Tarrier hunt is on, and it's only a matter of time before I catch one.
POPE BENEDICT XVI
One that I have had my eye on for a while and it can only be a matter of time before he drops his guard. Associates with quite a few other Catholics. LIVES in a suspected Catholic country. Recent activity suggests he will move out of the public eye into a more shadowy role in charge of the Papal puppet strings. When he slips up I'll be THERE!
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 7
TARRIER THREAT: High
JIM KERR
Had an eye on this one for a while. Band name is thought to be an evil reference to Protestants. New Gold Dream LP cover possibly AWASH with rampant Papal iconography. "Promised You A Miracle" suspected tale from Tarrier folk lore foretelling the usurpation of the Establishment.
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 6
TARRIER THREAT: Quite High
POSTMAN PAT
Had a close eye on this one for quite a while. As we sleep the Tarriers are broadcasting evil stop-motion propaganda to a new generation! Why is he called PAT? Precisely! Surveillance photos reveal suspect packages. Bullets, and or, bombs? He's infiltrated Her Majesty's employ! All classic Tarrier behaviour. Subliminal shadowy subterfuge!
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 8
TARRIER THREAT: Very High
DANIEL FERGUS McGRAIN
For quite a while my eye has been on this one. For Philby, Burgess & MacLean read Stein, Dalglish & McGrain. Deep cover SLEEPER cell operation designed to penetrate the Establishment. Tarrier sounding name is the classic Tarrier double-bluff! Modus Operandi? - or Opus ModeranDEI? Ask yourself!
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 5
TARRIER THREAT: A Bit High
ROD STEWART
My eye has been trained on this one for a while. He may be affectionately termed "Prod" Stewart amongst his small coterie of insider acquaintances. And he may WEAR a light blue sweater and matching tie. But, the absence of a proper WINDSOR Knot gives the game away and reveals this Catholic Crooner for what he is. A Tarrier!
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 6
TARRIER THREAT: Noticeable High
FRANCIS AUSTIN McGUIRE
Had a decent eye on this one for a while. A notorious IRA gun runner hiding in PLAIN sight in Hollywood! You couldn't make it up. Recent intel tells me he has resurfaced in a film about ZOMBIES filmed in Glasgow. Coincidence or classic Tarrier bravado? I think we KNOW!
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 9
TARRIER THREAT: Extremely High
CHRIS GRAHAM
I have had an eye on the telly for a while. This one has wormed his way into the intellectual vacuum. Talks the talk but will never have walked a WALK! Empty arguments and the glaikit thousand yard stare reveals his Tarrierness! A LOYAL Brother would never sport an unbuttoned collar.
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 4
TARRIER THREAT: 9
POPE FRANCIS
My eye was on this one just as the SMOKE cleared. FRANCIS or FRANCE IS ? Tarrier shorthand for France is a Catholic country and better than Scotland! Also note the inverted Live Long and Prosper hand sign made famous by the STAUNCHLY Protestant Mr. Spock. We are being openly MOCKED! One wrong move and this one is OUTED!
HUNT STATUS: Compiling dossier
TARRIER FACTOR: 8
TARRIER THREAT: 11