You might think that the celebratory Catholic cabal of Coatbridge, Cleland and Carfin would register highly on my radar. But the Tarrier Triangle, as it's known, and where many a loyal citizen has disappeared in mysterious circumstances never to be seen without a trace, is not my hunting ground. More devious Tarrier prey is to be stalked in staunch outposts such as Bearsden. The signs of infiltration are already there. Is it a coincidence that one of the main thoroughfares is the Roman Road? This is the strategy of my hunting.