With the proliferation of Tarriers in senior positions in all the professions that we used to be good at then I might need a wee bit of help to find them while I'm busy finding them as well.

 

Function​

Apprentice Boy

 

Career Level​

Entry-Level

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Age

16 - 90 years old

 

Description

​This person assists and supports the lead Tarrier hunter hunting Tarriers. Responsibilities include; hunting Tarriers and assisting in the hunt of Tarriers, organising Tarrier hunts, processing the hunt of Tarriers, and performing a variety of other Tarrier hunting support functions. Conducts research on request and maintains a general awareness of lots of Tarriers. Travels all around Govan and some of the areas quite close by.

 

This is a full-time, Monday through Sunday position. 25/10 hours a day commitment.

 

Tarrier Hunter is an Equal Opportunities Employer. No Blacks! No Dogs! No Irish!

 

Qualifications

​Familiarity with a garden shed environment. Candidates will possess solid tarrier hunting skills, possibly a moustache, 1 - 2 years Non-Denominational School education, family lineage directly traceable back to Govan Shipyards circa 1939-45, ability to keep a close eye on a fast-paced rhampant Tarrier environment, working knowledge of a window in a computer, owns own steam iron, proficient with both fax machine and pager technology, British, watched lots of episodes of CSI would be preferred but not essential.

 

 

Desired Characteristics

Protestant

Inflexible

Extremely detail-oriented

Staunch

​Naturally suspicious

Well combed

Polished shoes

Dignified

Protestant

Requires leadership

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Salary

Negotiable

 

Benefits

Zone Card for the Govan area.

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​If you meet our essential criteria and are looking for a role in a productive Tarrier hunting team where you can make a real difference, and maybe catch one, please submit your application to tarrierhunter@gmail.com