Tarrier Hunter
I SEEK THEM HERE - I SEEK THEM THERE - I SEEK THE TARRIERS EVERYWHERE !
William McBoyne
" There's Tarriers everywhere - and with your help I can probably find one or two somewhere."
About Govan's No.1 Tarrier Hunter
NAME: William Gascoyne McBoyne
OCCUPATION: Full-time Tarrier Hunter
AGE: Classified
ADDRESS: Top Secret
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Caucasian
RELIGION: Protestantism
FAVOURITE MEAL: Nothing Foreign
BLOOD TYPE: Blue
FAVOURITE BAND: Flute
HEIGHT: 169.0 cm
LANGUAGES: Queen's English
HOBBIES: Walking
FAVOURITE CITY: Ulster
FAVOURITE PERSON: My wife Williamina who I met when we were delivered only minutes apart.
FAVOURITE FILM: Twins
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Sean Connery
FAVOURITE ACTRESS: Leni Riefenstahl
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Finding out Tarriers now have all the good jobs.
EVILEST TARRIER: Peter Lawwell
WHY HUNT TARRIERS: Because they are everywhere
NUMBER OF TARRIERS CAUGHT: Coming Soon
MOST HIGH PROFILE TARRIER CAUGHT: Coming Soon
FIRST TARRIER CAUGHT: Coming Soon
TOP TIP: If you are employed, never forget that everyone above you will be a Tarrier.
LIKES: CHERRY BLOSSOM - Dark Tan 40g
HATES: Tarriers