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William McBoyne

" There's  Tarriers everywhere - and with your help I can probably find one or two somewhere."

About Govan's No.1 ​Tarrier Hunter

NAME: William Gascoyne McBoyne

OCCUPATION: Full-time Tarrier Hunter

AGE: Classified

ADDRESS: Top Secret

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Caucasian

RELIGION: Protestantism

FAVOURITE MEAL: Nothing Foreign

BLOOD TYPE: Blue

FAVOURITE BAND: Flute

HEIGHT: 169.0 cm

LANGUAGES: Queen's English

HOBBIES: Walking

FAVOURITE CITY: Ulster

FAVOURITE PERSON: My wife Williamina who I met when we were delivered only minutes apart.

FAVOURITE FILM: Twins

FAVOURITE ACTOR: Sean Connery

FAVOURITE ACTRESS: Leni Riefenstahl

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Finding out Tarriers now have all the good jobs.

EVILEST TARRIER: Peter Lawwell

WHY HUNT TARRIERS: Because they are everywhere

​NUMBER OF TARRIERS CAUGHT: Coming Soon

MOST HIGH PROFILE TARRIER CAUGHT: Coming Soon

FIRST TARRIER CAUGHT: Coming Soon

TOP TIP: If you are employed, never forget that everyone above you will be a Tarrier.

LIKES: CHERRY BLOSSOM - Dark Tan 40g

HATES: Tarriers

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